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Thursday, 25 February 2010

Issue 2 released to the groaning populous!



Greetings my good ladies and gentlemen,

It is with a due sense of elation and tumescence that I bring to you today the latest issue of 'The Penny Dreadful Tale of wonder!' This month we delve into the complex and criminal, the murderous and the maniacal, the heinous and the horrible world of violent death detection! Follow Detective Inspector Mott as he unravels that what with which is unravelable! 'The gouging phantasm of Smithyfield Gap!'

Thrill - as the tale weaves the wonders of the scientific age!

Gasp - at the mind machinations of Londons finest Policemen!

Gush - as the crimes unfold in blood curdling, hair trimming detail!


No responsibility shall be taken by the author and or publication for vapours, tinglings or spasms betwixt the ears upon reading this issue.


Read on if you dare!


Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Issue 1 released to the general populous!



Greetings my good ladies and gentlemen,

It is with great pride and a sense of brimming elation that I present to you our very 1st issue: 'A Penny Dreadful tale of wonder - The ever-expanding egg of Captain Montgomery Ignatious Hillier the 3rd!'

This is a tale of a brave Navy Captain driven to the black dog of fear and the mauve marmoset of violence as he and his crew are cursed by an old hag.

Thrill - as the story weaves towards the occult, voodoo and the amazing!

Gasp - as the bravery and character of a British military man is tested to the fullest!

Vomit - as the full horror of the insideous Gypsy curse untangles it's sickening tallons and draws tight around the Captain and crew!


No responsibility shall be taken by the author and or publication for shivers, sensations or tingling betwixt the thighs upon reading this issue.

Read on if you dare!